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richy
09-30-2014, 12:30 PM
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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.



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Chris@AutoCleanse
09-30-2014, 02:38 PM
Richy, priceless. LOL

Mike lambert
09-30-2014, 04:38 PM
That's great!

Dr_Pain
09-30-2014, 04:42 PM
LOL!!!!!! I was sure not expecting that. I think you need to read the cartoon that John shared on FB. You don't need and decide what kind of girl you want/need, you just need to get Finest on our car :rolleyes:

Mark
10-01-2014, 02:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

This reminds of an old story that happened to the Pope! LOL

richy
10-01-2014, 03:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

This reminds of an old story that happened to the Pope! LOL
Oh my..Cheech and Chong! THAT brings back memories!!


OK, so that so reminded me of this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNzNyNpAsM

Old Tiger
10-01-2014, 04:26 PM
Sooo True!