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    I love this!!

    It was considered a unique find and the writings were thought to be at least 3000 years old!

    The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the
    world came to study the ancient symbols.

    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

    The President of the society, pointed to first drawing and said:




    This is a woman.

    We can see these people held women in high esteem.

    You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey.

    So they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.




    The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.




    Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit

    the earth and food didn't grow, they'd seek food from the sea.





    The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

    The audience applauded enthusiastically.

    Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said . . . ..



    "Idiots . . . .

    Hebrew is read from right to left . . . . It says, Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!


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    Haha! Lol!!

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    LOL!!!! I guess it wasn't as taboo back in the days to write about it then speak of it since most peeps didn't read

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    Lol, that's great!!!!
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    Richy must have several daily email inbox joke subscriptions, he ALWAYS has some material!
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    Lol nice!

    Sent from my phone when I am supposed to be doing something else.

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    No subscriptions, just some wacky friends!!


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    Richy's a cop, he only posts the tame ones!! Trust me!

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    I like that joke. Lol.

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