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    The Old Geezer Story...

    This old geezer became very bored in his retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
    He put up a sign: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

    Another Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,
    thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So, he went to the clinic.

    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
    Dr. Young: Augh! -- "This is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and decides to go back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory; I cannot remember anything."
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.”

    Dr. Young was still determined (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!
    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
    Dr. Young: "But this is only a $10 Bill!
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
    Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place.

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    Youngsters should think about the fact that they'll also be "old geezers" one day. Enjoyed the joke Merlin!
    Cheers,
    Don

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