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    Certified Finest Installer richy's Avatar
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    I Need A Girl...

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    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.



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    Senior Member Chris@AutoCleanse's Avatar
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    Richy, priceless. LOL
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    That's great!

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    LOL!!!!!! I was sure not expecting that. I think you need to read the cartoon that John shared on FB. You don't need and decide what kind of girl you want/need, you just need to get Finest on our car

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

    This reminds of an old story that happened to the Pope! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

    This reminds of an old story that happened to the Pope! LOL
    Oh my..Cheech and Chong! THAT brings back memories!!


    OK, so that so reminded me of this:



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    Sooo True!

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