Concerned Blonde

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A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says: "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says;

"How many is a Brazilian"?




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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought
and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
I have to admit, I had to think about it for 2 seconds and then I got it. Just being honest.
 
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