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A gas station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales. So he put up
a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local, Paddy, pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly
he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Paddy, along with his brother, Mickey, pulled in for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mickey said to his brother,
"I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Paddy replied, "No it ain't, Mickey.........it ain't rigged.
> >>>>My wife won twice last week."
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a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local, Paddy, pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly
he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Paddy, along with his brother, Mickey, pulled in for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mickey said to his brother,
"I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Paddy replied, "No it ain't, Mickey.........it ain't rigged.
> >>>>My wife won twice last week."
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