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A Lawyer says to a wealthy art collector tycoon, "I have some good news and I have some bad news.
The tycoon replies, "I’ve had an awful day,so let's hear the good news first.
”The lawyer says, “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 million.
”The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done! Very good news indeed!
You've just made my whole day -- what could possibly be the bad news?
”Lawyer: “The pictures are of you banging your secretary.”
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The tycoon replies, "I’ve had an awful day,so let's hear the good news first.
”The lawyer says, “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 million.
”The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done! Very good news indeed!
You've just made my whole day -- what could possibly be the bad news?
”Lawyer: “The pictures are of you banging your secretary.”
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