My Job When I'm Retired

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A friend asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have any sort of job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, he said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice,
she'll ask me for it."


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A friend asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have any sort of job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, he said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice,
she'll ask me for it."


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haha hilarious!!
 
PUUUAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Funny! I guess I am out of a job because she never needs my F..nin advises
 
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