R
richy
Guest
A while back, when I was considerably younger,
I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a
fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu:
shrimp cocktail, lobster, Patron Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like
that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting
a blow job tonight."
That's when I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
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I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a
fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu:
shrimp cocktail, lobster, Patron Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like
that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting
a blow job tonight."
That's when I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
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